Josh's Pink Library

My list of things that have annoyed me today.

1.) Having to get up at 5:30 a.m. and leave him behind. He was so warm and he felt so good snuggled up next to me. He looked so peaceful as I stumbled about... trying to get ready to go take on the day.

2.) Parents who let their toddler "push the button" or open the door or anything that they are obviously to young to do. I really, REALLY don't want to spend any more time then I have to waiting for your kid to figure out what button to push. And, in his quest to hit the correct floor he ends up hitting 17 other floors that I don't want to stop at. P.S., its not funny, it bugs me. I do not accept your apology. Oh and guess what, your kid is also to young to hold that door open. That door is heavy... your kid is 3 and you have inconvenienced me. Stop it. Why don't you just go ahead and put that kid to work churning out some knock of Rebocks or Louis Vuitton wallets. Your kid is about the right age for that.

3.) Poor planning. I think the planning was poor. I think it was a fail.

4.) I still have no coffee creamer. Yes, I realize, I need to go to the store and buy some. But, I just don't wanna... and for the time being, Chick-a-dees, Ima just bitch about it that I have no creamer and we are going to leave it at that. Thank you very much.

5.) Esther, in all her glory, is yelling at me lately. I feel like she is kind of taking over my life. Esther likes easter candy... and boy oh boy, I have a lot of it around. Damn you Esther, Damn you!!!!