Wednesday, September 1, 2010

My list of things you should not assume about me.


1.) That I am a dog person. I have a dog. I like my dog. MY dog. Just because I own a dog and like my dog does NOT mean I like your dog. Your dog could be a butt-hole for all I know. I like my dog. Thats it. I'm not a dog person.

2.) That my ego is so fragile that I need you to agree with my opinion... even if it is obvious that you do not.

3.) That staying thin comes easy to me. It doesn't.

4.) That I want, or some how need, your unsolicited opinion.

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