Josh's Pink Library

My list of things Carolyn, the Brain Witch (Therapist) has said to me.

1.) "You life would be so much easier if you didn't mind-fuck everything into next Tuesday."

2.) "Jesus Christ, you can be such an asshole sometimes." This one was said while she buried her head in her hands.

3.) "You are behaving like all other narcissist behave, as a bottomless pit of self loathing."

4.)"Well, you don't have all of the qualities of someone with borderline personality disorder." I guess this means I have some of them.

5.) "You do surprisingly well in life for someone with a complete lack of empathy."