My list of things I like to do

1.) Send someecards to my friends... like the one pictured below



2.) Hang out with Baxter the dog. Seriously, if you haven't done this... you should.


3.) Perform interesting experiments, just to shake it up a bit.

4.) Look at pictures of Rusty Joiner.



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See what I mean!! Sorry, I couldn't pick just one. Not that that is a problem. What am I complaining about? Look at him. I could search for pictures of him all day.

My list of DE-LISH

1.) This piece of yummy who is on Dancing with the Stars.



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I mean really... Maks, here, is so good looking it hurts me. And I hate Dancing with the stars... but I may start watching it now. But his partner is Denise Richards. Yuck.

2.) I love me some Joanie, don't get me wrong, and for reay Tyra, you pick Danieele who can't speak as the winner, but I digress. Joanie looks great, but whom ever is in this picture with her... GOOD LORD.





3.) You've heard me talk about his underwear, but he aint so bad either... and here he is... Andrew Christian. Yum.

My list of requests

1.) Please put some clothes on and then comb your hair!!!! You are old and gross and nasty. Put your damn clothes on before spending 15 minutes combing your hair.

2.) Please stop wearing that shirt when you work out! You know what would be really pretty, is if you worked out with your shirt off.




3.) You called me and it was a wrong number. Even though we had a pleasant chat, please stop calling me and texting me. I'm serious. Its kind of creeping me out at this point.

4.) Please, please-o-please get bigger.

My list of disappointments

1.) Looking at players on the Real soccer team at the game and thinking they were super hot... and then looking them up online and finding out otherwise. This was very very sad!!!

2.) My job. Enough said.

3.) Seeing and being all excited that the cafeteria was serving a particular kind of soup. A soup that I have been waiting a month and a half for and then going to the cafeteria and being informed that the soup was on last weeks menu. ARRRRRGGGG. Now Im going to have to wait another month and a half.

My list of thing I love.

1.) My girls, boobs or pecs. What ever you wanna call them... I'm in love with them. I'm in love with them so much that I want to share they joy so I am offering all my readers a free boob grab. Next time we are together, just let me know that you'd like to give 'em a feel and I'll let ya (except you Kara... that's just weird). So go ahead... violate every personal space issue I have and do it with my blessing.

2.) Talking to Jen on the phone. I guess this one is more bittersweet. It was fun to talk to Jen on the phone and be reminded of how much fun we have talking and used to have working together... but it was bitter knowing that we don't work together anymore.

3.) Friday, Payday, and the first day of spring. Its like the perfect storm of goodness.

4.) Tank tops. That's correct... this girl loves a tank top. I actually really like to see fit men wearing tank tops too. All around, tank tops, on the correct person, are just plain fantastic in my book.

My list of things that bug me... but that i should love.

1.) This shirt, which I love, but that doesn't fit anymore. Ugggggg... I should be happy that I'm getting to the point of out growing a shirt. But, I love Love LOVE this shirt and it doesn't fit and is just kind of uncomfortable to wear now.

2.) Watching this jack-ass's complete inability to do any kind of weight lifting with proper form or even ability. We know I love watching people make complete asses of themselves... but for some reason, this guy at the gym does it all wrong, all the time... and it just plumb pisses me off!!!!!

3.) Every day this week I have been stiff. Should be happy because I am stiff in the muscle groups I worked out the previous day. This is a good thing as it means I broke down the muscle and it is healing. But really, ouch... movement just hurts!!!!!

A list of my favorite things.

1.) Looking really good, while he looks really dumpy and fat.

2.) Andrew Christian. The man, the myth, the legend... oh and the clothes.

3.) A nice cup of coffee. MMMMMM.... Delish

4.) A "Show-it" front.

5.) The Embarcadero Center.