A list of questions... mostly for Tyra Banks.
1.) If the show is called America's Next Top Model, why are the opening credits a video montage of Tyra Banks on a modeling shoot? I get it Tyra, its your show... but shouldn't you try to feature the girls a little bit more... especially since the show should be about them. F'real... stop focusing on yourself so much.... Nobody likes an arrogant, concieted, egotistical, self-centered.... oh wait... nevermind.
2.) WTF was that weird sleeping beauty/Tyra gets poisoned/ slash beauty queen make-over scene? And the golden fairy... uh... those are only supposed to appear in Studio54. Serisously, I did not know what in the hell I was watching. And, mostly I was just scared. But there have been a number of weird "Tyra, Jay and Jay try to act scenes" this season... like robot/femmebot Tyra. Seriously, Tyra... what the hell is up?
3.) The following question is for Hanna (from America's Next Top Model): Do you enjoy being a hot mess? Correction... Do you enjoy being a hot tranny mess? Correction... Do you enjoy being an even bigger hot tranny mess then Isis who actually is a tranny? P.S. Hanna... stop being so proud of your "make-over". Bascially, they just gave you a mushroom cut with bangs... and... it kind of makes you look like Carlie High... not an improvement.
*The song of the day is Haning on the Phone by Blondie... thats right Blondie, be-otchs. If you aren't listening to this song, stop listening to what you currently have on your Ipod and listen to Haning on the Phone.
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