Josh's Pink Library

My list of ewwww-th things that happened at the gym/studio.

1.) Smelling the worst B.O. that I have ever smelled (up to that point) ever in my life, in the locker room yesterday. I get it. Its a gym and you will get sweaty. I am well aware. But, if I am a'workin' out and I even get a hint, the merest whisper of an odor, it may not even be mine... you can bet you ass I am down in the locker rooms slathering on s'more Old Spice. Apparently, the individual in the locker next to me didn't care that he smelled that bad. But, it wasn't just B.O. mix with it, the worst sweaty food stank and that is what I had to deal with yesterday morning. And he left his sweaty, stanky clothes right on the floor of the locker room, right next to me. Seriously, you rented a locker for a reason sir. Use it to put your @#$^$@&%$#&% clothes in.

2.) Smelling B.O. worst then what I smelled in the morning, yesterday evening at my second work out. Yep, thats right. I done smelled something worse ya'll. Except this time the perpetrator was Pakistani. So, starting right there, let us all stipulate that when dealing with a Pakistani we know there is going to be some kind of odor. I know I am being racist, but I am sure that to the Pakistani, the Americans have some kind of odor. Now, take said Pakistani odor and mix it with the very worst (yes, worse then what I smelled in the morning). Do you see where I am going here. Then, dump in a lot of sweaty foot stank and there you have what I had to attempt to breath through while changing my clothes. Are you kidding? Plus this guy, was completely hairy, back, arms, stomach, saggy man tits, everything. The odd thing was, he shaved it... so there was this weird, black stubble covering his whole body. This fellow also left his funked out clothes and shoes and socks on the ground (not in the locker) for all to smell. REALLY. Ya'll need to put your clothes in the locker and take your sweaty bodies over to that shower.

3.) A martial arts session being taught to a mother and son. Now, you may not be thinking this is odd... but stick with me. Allow me to illustrate through a narration of a scene I witnessed this morning:

Trainer:

"Mom, lay on the ground. On your back."

"Son, pin your mom to the ground by sitting on her chest pin her shoulders to the ground with your knees."


Hmmm... thinks Josh... this seems a bit on the weird... and then this happened.


Trainer:

"Mom, break out of this pin by sliding your arm between your son's legs, so your elbow is tucked around his crotch and...." I stopped listening at this point because i was horrified.

The scary thing is... after Mom broke out of the pin... it was the sons turn to be pinned to the ground... by his mom.

1000% Ewwww-eth!