1.) People who have started their job, and realized that they can't access the system, nor do they know how to use said system AND THEN call to request training... correction... call and DEMAND training... today. Really? NO. NOT how it works. A failure to plan on your part does NOT constitute an emergency on my part.
2.) Not nearly enough of Dr. Manhattan's behind in the movie Watchmen. I know it was computer generated... but they did nice work.
3.) People who only brew a half pot of coffee. This in itself doesn't really piss me off. But they only use half a package of coffee grounds, which makes sense for the half a pot of coffee. They do this, I assume, because they know they wont drink a full pot and don't want to waste any coffee. The problem lies in the fact that once you open the coffee grounds, the moment they touch oxygen they begin to lose flavor. So, when you open the package and then leave it out all weekend those grounds will taste awful. Sooooo, the coffee grounds will get thrown away and wasted anyway. So, STOP IT. Control your craving at 4:00 p.m. on a Friday afternoon... or brew a full @#%#@^$^ pot.
4.) People who finish the pot of coffee, on a Monday morning... at 9:05 a.m. and don't think to brew another pot. Really? You are either rude or just a complete dumbass!!!!! This is not NOT directed at you Heather. Unless you did it again. Then it is directed at you.
1 comment:
Love it! Love it every time.
No, that wasn't me who finished the coffee. I didn't even have any from the break room today! :)
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