Josh's Pink Library

My list of things I do not do.

1.) Dress for holidays. For example, today, I am NOT wearing green. Do not come over and pinch me or you will draw back a bloody stump where your hand used to be. I do not wear ties with trees or reindeer on them at christmas. I do not wear socks with hearts on them in February. I do not dress for holidays.

2.) Cardio. I do not do cardio workouts. Yes, I realize that a good bout of cardio would put Esther right in her place, but I do not do cardio.

3.) Clarissa Lassig. Enough said.

4.) Post pictures of myself, in a swim suit, on facebook. Don't get me wrong, chick-a-dees, I done be real proud of my body. And, yes, I do have some pictures of me in a skimpy little bathing suit that I wore on the cruise. Those pictures will not EVER be posted on Facebook. NEVER!!!!

5.) Take road trips. Unless I am forced to drive, I will fly my ass to the destination. Driving is, usually, not an option.

P.S. http://deliaadventures.blogspot.com/2010/03/list.html