Josh's Pink Library

My list of things that have made this morning BAD

1.) My raging hangover. For reals, Chick-a-dees. For some reason, I decide to drink wine last night. I start with the last glass in a bottle that I've had open in my fridge... for three weeks. So, you can imagine how that tasted. If you guessed "like ass", you guessed correctly. After polishing off that glass I think to my glorious self "Well, now I need good wine" so I go find a bottle of Red down wine cellar and begin drinking that. Three highball glasses later (classy I know... wine out of a highball) I am hammered. The best part about this tale of woe is that I was hammered while doing my ironing and watching Dancing with the Stars. Man-o-man, I know how to party. I apologize right now if anybody got a drunken call or text.

2.) Reading a friends blog (while at work), and then reading the comments on said blog. Some of the comments where in chinese lettering and I thought to myself "My friend has a chinese friend that reads and comments on her blog in chinese." I clicked the poster of the comment, to get more information about them and was taken immediately to a porno website. Great. I turned if off immediately... but... porno at work. Great... ima just awaitin' to explain this to my boss.

3.) Missing my workout due to item #1. I hate missing workouts. I really do.

4.) A new person at work. I don't s'much mind the new person... he seems nice and I'll decide if I like him later. Its the G D office banter and everybody trying to be so fruckin' funny that pisses me off. I know, let me tell some lames jokes like i'm some G D weatherman and then laugh at my own stupid ass joke to prove how funny I am to the new guy. And my current department loves its banter... oh yes they do. You should see office meetings with these people... its like an out banter the next guy competition. Uggg... and now with the new guy here... I can't handle it.

5.) Not being able to sleep last night. Mostly due to item #1.