Friday, September 9, 2011

My list of Facebook status updates, if I still had a Facebook Profile.

1.) So yes. It had flaws, but what does that matter when it comes to matters of the heart? We love what we love. Reason does not enter into it. In many ways, unwise love is the truest love. Anyone can love a person because. That's as easy as putting a penny in your pocket. But to love a person despite. To know the flaws and love them too. That is rare and pure and perfect. 

2.) I throw a good orgy, but someone always ends up getting hurt.

3.) I was in it for the thrills and never cared for fame or money, but all that changed when I discovered there are Yelp reviews for people who blow closeted businessmen down by the docks.

4.) Sometimes, I don't wanna learn, I just wanna bash the head of a zombie in and not think about it.

5.) Dill pickle breath plus an invitation to vacation with me in DC does not a third date make.

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