1.) Why is it, at 12:30 a.m. and after 2 margaritas, at least 4 Vodka tonics and a beer, did my brain think that three tequila shots in a row would be a good idea?
2.) What is it with Utah people and eating fried shit at the Utah state fair? I know, we have talked about this before, but I still don't get it. Deep fried butter? Deep fried fresh fruit? Deep fried bacon stuffed twinkies? I don't get it. I think next year someone is going to sell just straight up deep fried garbage.
3.) Why in the world would anybody ever invent some thing as repulsive as a Camel Crush cigarette? The better question is, why would my brain, in its drunken stupor, decide these are the best cigarettes in the world and think we should buy a weeks supply?
4.) My mother.
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