#6 JD

JD was interesting. I think he was interesting, mostly, because he was a compulsive liar. JD, you are from a small town in central Utah. Its just not possible you had that much sex in high school. More on this later.

JD was actually a pretty attractive fellow. Tall. Nice build. Great smile. We had been chatting via text for a couple weeks and decided to go to a local gastro-pub for a beer and a hamburger. JD started of well by being punctual. That was a good thing. JD was interesting to talk to, shared interesting stories about his life and seemed interested in mine.

Then the lies started. I guess I shouldn't accuse him of lying, but these yarns he was a-spinning did seem quite a bit fanciful. I don't believe there is a super hot guy in the office, that is married with two kids, whom hits on every girl in the office and then comes to your place on the weekend so you two can work one out. I don't beleive this same individual goes to gay bars every Friday and Saturday night and dances in only his garments. I do not believe this same individual is really well endowed. I don't believe any of this because I do not believe this man is real.

I do not believe that your younger brother caught you having sexual relations with the straight star high school quarter back and a vaccuum cleaner and I do not believe that your younger brother blackmailed you with such information for 2,3,5 years. Yes, chick-a-dees, the story of how long he was black mailed changed.

I do not believe you had sex with the several members of the straight high school swimming/diving team (all at different times) in the corn fields.

I do not believe you found out you were allergic to corn by having sex with the straight high school gym coach in your parents barn.

These are just some of the wild tales told by JD.  It seemed as though JD had read some porn mag stories before he came on the date. I was not impressed.

There was also a tale involving a goat.  I'll spare you.