# 7 Ken

Ken was balding, boring and uninteresting.

Ken probably had interesting things to say, but the weird thinning hair and the oddly hairy neck just kind of turned me off.

My sister, Robyn, and I like to quote lines from some of our favorite TV shows. One of our favorites involves a man who is on a date with a woman who has an unusually large head. The man cannot get over the size of this woman's head.  He is on the date mentally telling himself attractive features she has. His internal dialouge goes something like this.

"Nice smile. Pretty eyes. Looks good in the dress. BIG HEAD BIG HEAD BIG HEAD."

I think this is what I was like on my date with #7.

"Interesting. He works in IT. Cool. He likes video games. Neat, he... WEIRD BALD HAIR PATTERN."

It just didn't work out OK.

Im sure he was nice, but not for me.