Josh's Pink Library

My list of great and terrible things that happened at the gym.

1.) Noticing that my boobs now bounce when I walk. This was great... GREAT folks. I'm not kiddin. They bounce. Its hot.

2.) A really good arm work out that did not involve preacher curls. Preacher curls have become the bane of my existence.

3.) Turbo kick. I keep thinking this will get easier... but I am wrong.

4.) Certain items which are OK to do in the privacy of ones own bathroom, but should not be done in the public showers of the Einar Neilson Field House. This item is the terrible. Feel free to stop reading now. Due to the terribleness of this item, I am writing it in letter form. This is your last chance to stop reading.

Dear Sir:

Seeing as how I was lined up at the gym doors at 5:55 this morning and you weren't there, I can surmise that you came to the gym after I got there. From this, I would guess that you did not work out for as long as I did. I am wondering, then, how you got so sweaty... especially so sweaty "down there." How did you get so sweaty "down there" that you need to keep washing it off, so much and with such fervor. Sir, I think you may think that by every once in a while washing your face, and then going back to furiously washing "down there", you are fooling those of us that were in the shower (who was only me) as to what activity you were actually performing. Now, I get that some people like to treat their body like an amusement park, I don't judge. But, I do ask that you perform this activity in the privacy of your own shower where you can take all the time you need and not make anybody else sick to their stomach.

Thank you,

Josh