Josh's Pink Library

My list of things I wish I could say:

1.) "Sir, look around you. Do you see anyone, any body at all, that has a popped collar? Well, except for that guy. What? Two popped collars in the same mall? I hate West Valley."

2.) "No, mother, I don't believe in the LDS church... but I do believe in Nordstroms, Kenneth Cole and Calvin Klien."

3.) "A little to the left, up just a titch... yes, stop right there. Perfect."

4.) "I miss your face, almost every day."

5.) "I think you are swell. I wish we were better friends... but I don't know how to go about it."