Josh's Pink Library

My list of things I just don't understand.

1.) When did I become the three button girl? I now unbutton the top three buttons on my shirt. I think I look good, but it seems weird to me. I leave it all up to you to tell me if I ever get that claw of chest hair that pokes out from my shirt. Thanks.

2.) Why men do not pluck those god awful spider leggy nipple hairs. Seriously, pluck them... NOW!!!!

3.) Why do I have no coffee? None... and I'm a bit upset about it.

4.) Why would somebody thing that after being friend on facebook at 5:00 p.m. last night, why would they think it is appropriate to send 13 messages since that time. Ahhhh... remember the days when stalkers were just called secret admirers?

4.) How, in the world, was an acquaintance of mine was able to adopt a baby. I just don't get it... period. How this family was able to convince somebody to leave a baby in their care is completely beyond me. I think the birth mother must have narrowed down her to choices to the adoptive parents and a table lamp and seeing as how the table lamp has a burnt out light bulb and she just doesn't have the time to fix it right now, I'll just go with the other two. I hope for the best for you, baby.

I just plumb don't get it. I really really don't.