Josh's Pink Library

My list of things that you should stop doing.

1.) If you happen to have a vending machine take a dollar, or so, of yours and not give you candy after words STOP putting on those ridiculous "This machine owes me 75 cents." signs. Really? REALLY? Its a dollar, at max. I can see it if you lost a $50 dollar bill... but a dollar.. suck it up and move on!!!!!

2.) Never never never ever ever EVER ask your training class instructor for a break because you "need to go pump". This is called an over-share and is information your trainer does not need. You wouldn't say "Can we take a break because I'm going to have explosive diarrhea" so why announce that you need to go pump.

3.) When somebody orders a bowl of soup from you... you should probably never EVER serve it to them in a large coffee cup. This is generally considered rude and really irritating.

4.) If you are turning in a resume to be seriously considered READ the damn thing and make sure there are no frackin' typos in it.