Josh's Pink Library

My list of things I need right now.

1.) Christmas list ideas for those on my "I am shopping for them" list. I try to be a good doobie and not ask what somebody wants, rather I will shop and purchase things that I think the other person would like or that reminded me of the person. Something about that shopping mentality is the true meaning of christmas to me. But, thinking of all of those ideas is damn hard and a pain in my ass.

2.) Michael to dump his other gay friends. All of them... now. Including Heather because lesbians count.

3.) More time to read. Actually, more time to read and stay awake while I do it. I think all of those years reading before I went to bed trained my mind that as soon as I open the book its time to sleep. So, reading = nap time for me now.

4.) A new car loan.

5.) For the dancers to be really good tonight... oh and for Ryan to not have so much clothes on.