Josh's Pink Library

My list of things that must be said.

1.) Dear teens and pre-teens, if you are shopping at Hot Topic with your mother, and it appears as though you mother's entire outfit came from Hot Topic, you have a problem. This is, in fact, a huge problem and a huge embarrassment for you.

2.) Dear men in the gym locker room, if the need arises for you to remove your pants and underwear, this transaction should take the least amount of time possible. When your gentles are dangling out for the world to see, this is not the time to fix your hair, take off your socks, chat up your work out buddy, put on deodorant, remove your shirt and the list goes on. Take your bottoms off, cover up your business as fast as possible and then move on to those other activities.

3.)Dear Miniusa.com/owner'slounge The "Track your Baby" feature is the bane of my existence and should be turned off. I look at it 100 times a day... and I hate it.

4.) Dear idiot who makes a huge mess while making coffee, I hate you.

5.) Dear America, Taylor Swift is terrible. How is it possible that she keeps winning? And this time you voted for her to win. WTF?