1.) Emmy Nominations. They were announced today. Let me guess... the cast of glee was nominated for everything and oh my GAWD they are going to win everything. Neat-O. I don't care.
2.) One more thing about your personal life. You know who you are. You may think I care. You may think I've invested a great deal in caring about your life. I don't. AT ALL. Period.
3.) Answering my phone. We have discussed my phone rules. We know I do not like to talk on the phone. There are some people who I will talk to... but mostly... no. I don't like it. I don't care to like it. Don't be hurt when I don't answer. P.S. I may have also just not been around my phone and I don't care to hear you whine saying I never answer.
4.) Children. Do not ask me to babysit... or make one for you. Just DON'T... it will end badly.
5.) Global Warming. Scorched earth for this girl. I'm not having babies. Burn this sucker to the ground is what I say. I'll be long dead when the rest of you poison the shit out of this place.
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