Monday, July 12, 2010

My list of True Blood people whom I would NOT hook up with.

1.) 
Arlene. Nope. I would not hook up with this complete and tragic mess.  Mostly because she has two kids... and she is awful.

2.)
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Sam's dad. I mean really... this alcoholic.  C'mon. Plus his real name, I just found out, is Cooper Huckabee. Uhhh... enough said.

3.) 

This hot tranny mess. Unless by hook up you mean ram a stake through her heart... nope I am not interested at all in this. Get rid of it. You may get rid of all of the ugliness that is Lorena.
4.)
This nightmare. I think the writers are trying to play him up as sexy... but crazy. But, he just done be ugly. With weird chest hair and no pecs. Please keep its shirt on and a bag over its head for every scene it is in in the future. Thank you.

5.) Debbie Pelt. No pic.... sorry. Now, we all know I am in love with Alcide. What in the HELL is he doing with this white trash piece of redneck garbage known as Debbie Pelt. She had feathered hair and bangs, ya'll. She done even have herself a root situation. What? What? What? Why would Alcide be in love with that?

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