Josh's Pink Library

My list of things you should know about me.

1.) I am not going to invest any more time learning how to use facebook. How I currently use facebook is how I will continue to use facebook. I will not learn how to "tag" or "add flair" or even use this "notes" feature. STOP asking me to do such things.

2.) One of my favorite books in all the world is The Memiors of Cleopatra. I loved this book. Loved it. Was moved by it. I remember the vivid pictures painted by the author and being totally and completely swept up by the beauty of the story. I've never picked it up again... for fear I won't love it as much.

3.) When somebody trips in front of me, or drops and breaks something, or just plain does something dumb in my line of sight, I usually laugh and think "Good, I'm glad you did that." This works doubly so if the person who trips is a child.

4.) Never invite me to movies starring Tom Hanks, Bill (or Bruce) Paxton,Denzel Washington, or Nicholas Cage. They are all equally terrible in my book and I will always decline.

5.) I actually do enjoy disliking people.