Josh's Pink Library

My list of things that you should stop saying

1.) If you see two, or more, people in your place of work who happen to be wearing the same color DO NOT say:

"Oh, I guess I didn't get the memo about wearing ______ today." I see that you did get the 'be a dip shit at work today' memo. Really, that joke is incredibly unfunny and I don't even sympathy laugh at it any more. STOP saying that. STOP IT.

2.) If you are overweight and you are eating any kind of 'junk food' "The hardest part of weight loss is keeping the weight off". STOP saying that to me. Especially when you know, because I've made it clear to you, that I've kept my weight off for two years.

3.) Do not ever ask me if I would be "willing" to do anything. Throwing that willing in there, is just a way to make somebody feel guilty if they aren't willing to do it.

4.) stop, Stop, STOP saying "I've just got to lose these extra XX pounds" when you are doing nothing to lose the weight. If you are going to lose the pounds through diet and exercise, great. I will support you 100%... but if you are going to continue to eat junk and sit around STOP saying you need to lose the weight... because obviously you don't want to and i don't want to hear about it.

5.) Stop giving me any kind of fashion advice and don't critique what I wear. I dress better then you so stop giving me advice and STOP criticizing what I wear... especially when you are wearing THAT!!!