My list of my demands
1.) 2010 needs to not be so hectic. Listen here, 2010, I normally go out of my way to hide from drama... but you are throwing it at me. I don't like it. I don't like being overwhelmed at work. I don't like it. So, if you continue to throw it at me.. I demand that you fix it down the line. I know you can see those opportunities out there, 2010, I demand that you make sure one of them happens.
2.) I demand to look like an underwear model. Is this to much to ask? Acutally, I really wanna look like Bob Harper
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I mean number one... he is dreamy... but number two I want to look that way... who wouldn't.. I feel oh so close... but oh so far away... damn you Esther!!!
3.) I demand to be left alone when I wanna be left alone. REALLY! Go away and don't touch mean go away and don't touch. I don't care that you are a toucher and I know in some twisted way you may think that when I say don't touch I really mean do touch... but hands off. The divorce paperwork has been submitted!!!
4.) Cup of coffee every morning. Thats it... nothing simple... just a cup of coffee.
5.) To be adored. Thats really all this boils down to... adore me... when I want you to... but leave me the #@$^%$ alone when I want you to.
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