Josh's Pink Library

My list of things I don't buy

1.) Clothes with out trying them on first. I may think the pants are super on the sexy, but if they don't make me feel super sexy or look flattering when I put them on... I put them down.

2.) Excuses for coming late. None of them, I don't buy ANY of them. And don't insult my intelligence by saying some lame ass excuse about why you are late. I don't believe you, I think your excuse is lame, it DOESN'T make me feel better and it will ANNOY me even more. "My alarm didn't go off." Really? Thats funny, I've had the same alarm clock for over 10 years. Its gone off, every morning at the exact time I tell it to go off. Also, unlike humans, alarms clocks do not think about, nor decide, to do or not do something. The alarm clock doesn't get to decide if it wants to go off in the morning, and then randomly just decides to not go off every once in a while... just to keep you on your toes. Nope, alarm clocks go off at the exact moment you tell them to. Every time, with out fail. And if, by some chance, your alarm clock doesn't go off and you are late, why the hell are you still using that alarm clock. Get a better one. Seriously, I don't buy them, I don't want to hear them. I'd rather you just apologize for being late with a simple "I'm sorry I'm late." and then we can move on.

3.) Things from the Apple store... just because they are from the Apple store. I do not get the uproar over every new Apple product. Sure, I enjoy my Ipod... but I bought it over three years ago. I know that Ipods have been updated... but I dont' need the new one. I've no desire to own an Iphone and this new Ipad thing. What the hell? I don't get it. I don't get it at all.

4.) A ticket for any movie starring Tom Hanks, Bill Paxton or Denzel Washington. I cannot stand any movie with these individuals. I think the lot of them are hammy over actors.