Josh's Pink Library

My list of things that have annoyed me this morning.

1.) This conversation that happened at the gym this morning... or todays addition of old people say the stupidest things:

Old Man (whom I call Peg Leg... you'd have to see him to know why): "Hey, today is the last day of June. Do you know what that means?"

Josh, with a confused look on his face: "No."

Peg Leg, in a completely serious, no nonsense tone: "It means you can't say its June again until next year."

That was acting, Thank you.

This concludes todays editions of old people say the stupidest things. I'm not making this up kids. He wasn't joking around. He was serious. He needed to make sure that I knew I can't say its June until next year. Like, for what ever reason, in the bleak mid-winter, I start telling people its June. Well, no longer. Thanks peg leg.

2.) My Weeds hangover. Yes, last nights episode was off the chain funny... seriously, ya'll... if you watched it you probably belly laughed like I did... probably one of my favorite episodes... put damn. Staying up until 11:30, whoa... that done be hard work.

3.) Wrongie McWrongerstein at the gym. This guy would not know proper from if it bit him squarely on the ass!!! I don't know why I get soooooo annoyed when I see him doing it all wrong... but I do.

4.) Being out of milk, coffee creamer and cereal. Uggggg.

5.) My severe body image issues. Seriously, ya'll... they done suck.