Josh's Pink Library

My list of "suggestions".

Dear readers of the list,
This is important to me and so we are going to talk about it.

1.) I am going to judge you.



I think you all are aware of this fact. But, listening to a new iTunes download I heard the following lyric. Head to toe, let your whole body talk. (thank you RuPaul's Champion). This got me a'thinkin and whether you like it or not, head to toe, your whole body is going to talk and its up to you to think about what its saying. That's where I come in.

2.) Fix that split end, over processed mingy mange!!!! If you've not updated that hair "style" in the past decade, take your ass down to the salon and get your hair did. I'm willing to bet your stylist will charge you about the same amount to actually give it some style. You may think your hair doesnt' say anything, but a perm always says "I'm stuck in the '80s." and bad hair says always says "I don't care about myself enough to look better."

3.) Take a look at your dumb ass in the mirror before leaving the house. Just like your hair, look at how you've dressed for the day. Once again, if you've not updated any of your clothes in the past decade take your ass out shopping. Now kiddo's, we all know Josh loves a designer label, but having style doesn't have to break the bank. Here's a tip, go to the designer stores, look at colors, patterns, styles, fabrics, textures and find some that you like and then hop your ass down to your local where ever you shop and recreate some looks with similar colors, patterns, etc. Guess what? Fashion looks trickle down... even into Wal*bogs. Or, buy yourself some fashion magazines and recreate looks you like from the fashion magazine.

4.) Human beings walk, ducks waddle. As my best friend Marc-y says "I make walkin' look like modelin'. Isn't that a good attitude to have. Where ever you walk, make it a good one. Head up, shoulders back and swing those hips. If you aren't walking into a room one hip at a time, you are walking in wrong.

5.) Now you may think, what does it matter? I like the way I look. I like this disheveled, dated, mess of an appearance, and I want to look like I don't care. Well, great, but if the message you are trying to send is I don't care, then why should I care about you. Why should I care about talking to you, befriending you, dating you, hiring you, promoting, coaching or working with you? You obviously don't care, so why should I?

Look at the good I do, now get the hell out of here.