My list of things that I find unacceptable.
1.) Any food establishment that advertises that the meal is over one pound of food. Case in point, advertisement for a Hawaiian restaurant advertising each of their meals is called a "pounder plate" because you get over one pound of meat. MEAT? Over a pound of meat? Or, Pizza Hut, which sells something called a P'zone (whatever the hell that is) that is over one pound food. REALLY? Listen, United States Americans, we do not need to be eating over one pound of food in one setting. Really, we don't. That fact that over a pound of food is advertised shocks me because I know there are people out there that will seek out that much food and eat the whole damn pound of meat. STOP!!!!
2.) Any food establishment that advertises the meals are "all you can eat". Listen, United States Americans, we do not need to be eating all we can eat - we are not bears. How about eat a reasonable amount and call it good.
3.) The KFC bowl of food. Why is it acceptable now to just pile all of the food I would eat individually, in a bowl now and give me a spoon. REALLY? Whats next, the McDonalds hands-free feed bag?
4.) Watching a woman inhale two cupcakes this morning at Dans and then say the following to her friend "I just don't like cereal for breakfast." I interpret from that that what she does like for breakfast is saturated fat and lard frosting, which she got all over her face and in her hair.
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