Josh's Pink Library

My list of things that I hate!

1.) Cyclists. Sorry, Heather, but as you hate christmas... and general merriment... I HATE cyclists. Much like the horse-drawn carriages down town, cyclists are a menace and should be gotten rid of. I firmly believe that 99% of the cyclists who ride down town are, at the very least borderline retarded and at the very worst knowingly rude and inconsiderate. The term share the road applies to both... bitches.

2.) Men who, while dressing in the locker room at the gym, bend at the waist and not the knee when they need to pick something up. Its YUCKY, chick-a-dees.

3.) The guy who was drinking his coffee... IN THE SHOWER. I just discovered that I hate this. Correction... I hate anybody who eats in the bathroom... or brushes their teeth... Lynn, VP of HR I'm looking at you. Its just nasty.

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