C'mon Tyra... lets get it together.

A list of questions... mostly for Tyra Banks.

1.) If the show is called America's Next Top Model, why are the opening credits a video montage of Tyra Banks on a modeling shoot? I get it Tyra, its your show... but shouldn't you try to feature the girls a little bit more... especially since the show should be about them. F'real... stop focusing on yourself so much.... Nobody likes an arrogant, concieted, egotistical, self-centered.... oh wait... nevermind.

2.) WTF was that weird sleeping beauty/Tyra gets poisoned/ slash beauty queen make-over scene? And the golden fairy... uh... those are only supposed to appear in Studio54. Serisously, I did not know what in the hell I was watching. And, mostly I was just scared. But there have been a number of weird "Tyra, Jay and Jay try to act scenes" this season... like robot/femmebot Tyra. Seriously, Tyra... what the hell is up?

3.) The following question is for Hanna (from America's Next Top Model): Do you enjoy being a hot mess? Correction... Do you enjoy being a hot tranny mess? Correction... Do you enjoy being an even bigger hot tranny mess then Isis who actually is a tranny? P.S. Hanna... stop being so proud of your "make-over". Bascially, they just gave you a mushroom cut with bangs... and... it kind of makes you look like Carlie High... not an improvement.

*The song of the day is Haning on the Phone by Blondie... thats right Blondie, be-otchs. If you aren't listening to this song, stop listening to what you currently have on your Ipod and listen to Haning on the Phone.

Captain Tripps

So, I went home sick from work yesterday. Really, I was sick. Sore throat, coughing, a bit of an upset stomach, my joints hurt, I couldn't get warm, I couldn't cool down and the list goes on and on. So, I go home sick. But, it was also Wednesday which means it was also comic book day. A conundrum is presented. I am home sick, but my comics came out. What to do? What to do? I went to get them. The interesting/scary thing was the comic that I picked up was the first comic in a series based upon The Stand by Stephen King. Can anybody tell me why I would be a bit freaked out? F'real, y'all. Think about it and get back to me.

My favorite things for today, September 10 (Sorry about the late delivery on this one. I was home sick yesterday).

1.) My list from yesterday September 9th. Man, I am funny.

2.) My "Funny... I don't recall asking for your opinion" magnet which is hanging in my cubicle.

My favorite things about my original 'A' list friend... the one, the only... Marc.

1.) The fact that he keeps me company on my morning drives. I can call him at 7:30 a.m. when I am leaving my work out and that boy answers and keeps me company until I am at work.

2.) Marc makes me laugh my ass off. When can be joking about Brendad Ickson for the 1000th time ("Watch me mount") or joking about a would be gymnast who just broke her neck on that "dismount", Marc will have me in stiches and I love it.

3.) The fact that no matter what, Marc loves hearing me talk about how fabulous I am. Because Marc knows he is just as fabulous.

I love ya Marc. Thanks for keeping me laughing for the past couple years. Todays list is dedicated to you!!!!!

Things I have been asked to leave off future lists:

1.) Items dealing with how great I am. For example, listing when I look really good (today, for example) or listing parts of my body that look really good (my pecs in this shirt or my hair today) or how funny I am (which I am). Rest assured, kindly readers, if I talk about me and how great I am (because I LOVE me), please don't think that I think I am better then you. I don't think that at all.

2.) Listing items dealing with the gym/locker room. I don't understand this at all. All of my gym/locker room stories are applicable because they allow me an avenue to discuss:a.) How great I am/lookb.) Funny stories which I relate hi-lariously.Granted, gym/locker room stories are becoming more prevalent on the list, but its my list. Deal wit' it, bitches!!!

3.) Inside jokes/stories. I realize that some list items are sometimes a bit inside. But, I do try to have inside stories that pertain to each one of my 'A' listers. If you don't like it, let me know and I will happily move you to the 'X' list.

Are you kidding me? I was thinking Oz was coming back... but Harmony.

This is fabulous. Seriously... Uber-excited about this.

Plus the current story arc. LOVE IT!!!!