My list of good things

1.) A long over due phone conversation with a good friend. It was really fun to chat about nothing... but laugh while doing it. Plus, he may have talked me down of the ledge of horror I am currently on. 

2.) One of my best friends gets back from vacation tomorrow. I've missed him. This place has been the suck with him gone.

3.) My best gay friend telling me I could model underwear for him anytime. This was fantastic. Its good to know that Marc thinks I still got it.

4.) The gang is getting back together tonight. At least I think the whole gang is getting back together. Now I just hope the whole gang is in a good mood or Eric may have to up and cut a bitch.

5.) Being disturbed and creeped out by the book I am reading. Its been a while since this has happened. But one sentence at the end of the second chapter really disturbed me. This is going to be a good book.

My list of professions I would like to try.

1.) Tarot Card Reader. I can read the cards, we all know this. I would like, one day, to do it for a living. I don't know if reader counts as a career in the strictest sense... but its my list, chick-a-dees.

2.) Public Relations. 

3.) Cruise director. When I was on the cruise, it looked like this person had a ton of fun. I think I would be good at this... if I didn't have a general disregard for most people.

4.) Math Teacher. So then I could go to math conferences and be a hot math nerd.

5.) Underwear model. Mostly just because I want the body.

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A list of my favorite things.

1.) My Barnes and Noble Nook. I'll admit, I thought I would hate using a reader for a long time.  But, I can honestly say, my Nook is one of my favorite things. I heart it.

2.) "Do I need a flying mount to get there?" Love it. I must remember, though, that a few short months ago that was me asking those same stupid questions.

3.) The nuclear luanch that was detected. So excited for this.

4.) My continued adventures with Roland. This is only the second time I've read any thing past Wizards and Glass. I'm excited to go back on these journeys with Roland and his crew.

5.) Alcide's ass. Didja all see this? You should have. Holy Shit. It was beautiful.

San Francisco... Open your Golden Gates

There's Brooklyn Bridge, London Bridge, 
And the Bridge of San Louis Rey 
But the only bridge, that's a real gone bridge, 

Is the bridge accross the bay 

My list of fantastic early birthday presents.

1.) The birthday card I received last night. It was funny. It was catty. It was very touching and very sweet. I cherish it. When I asked about something included in the card, something that he obviously knew I liked, his response was "I knew that because I listened." Whoa. That stock just went up. Thanks... Pookie??

2.) The porn-face pic that was sent to me this morning. I know you wont believe me, person who sent the picture, but I really do think you look HOT in that picture. Totally sexy, totally masculine... totally do-able.

3.) The birthday pictures that were just sent to my phone. My wife done knows how to make me have a happy birthday. No train wreck here... just Hotness.

4.) Lunch with my four closest... and John. Thanks all of you. I love us... and I love us when we are together celebrating me.

5.) The bittersweet gift that came this morning.

My list of TV Shows I do not like.

1.) Scrubs. I have never been able to understand the appeal of this show. I have watched episodes. I never find them funny and I find all of the characters completely unlikeable. And that main character... absolutely revolting.

2.) Family Guy. I have been know to watch family guy... I've even chuckled a time or two... but for some reason I just don't like the show. Mostly, I don't like that flashback scene that they do every 5 or so minutes. It just doesn't work for me.

3.)Seinfeld. I was never, ever, able to understand why people thought this show was so funny. I can probably count the full episodes I've seen on my fingers. I did, though, see the final episode. That piece of mess was dreadful

4.) Any of the CSI shows. Miami, though, was the worst.

5.) The Hills.

My list of True Blood people whom I would NOT hook up with.

1.) 

Arlene. Nope. I would not hook up with this complete and tragic mess.  Mostly because she has two kids... and she is awful.

2.)

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Sam's dad. I mean really... this alcoholic.  C'mon. Plus his real name, I just found out, is Cooper Huckabee. Uhhh... enough said.

3.) 

This hot tranny mess. Unless by hook up you mean ram a stake through her heart... nope I am not interested at all in this. Get rid of it. You may get rid of all of the ugliness that is Lorena.

4.)

This nightmare. I think the writers are trying to play him up as sexy... but crazy. But, he just done be ugly. With weird chest hair and no pecs. Please keep its shirt on and a bag over its head for every scene it is in in the future. Thank you.

5.) Debbie Pelt. No pic.... sorry. Now, we all know I am in love with Alcide. What in the HELL is he doing with this white trash piece of redneck garbage known as Debbie Pelt. She had feathered hair and bangs, ya'll. She done even have herself a root situation. What? What? What? Why would Alcide be in love with that?

My list of things I do care about

1.) The Photographer pants. Seriously, ya'll, the photographer pants. Black like slacks... cut like the jeans that make my ass look grand. love Love LOVE.

2.) Kellan Lutz

Hello, Kellan. How are you today? For reals???? Kellan... how is this possible? Im noticing he's kind of lacking in the legs... and the face sort of doesn't do it for me.... but like the vampires on true blood... I wanna do real bad things to him!!!! And, while looking up pictures of Mr. Lutz I found out he is a Calvin Klein underwear model now.  Have fun with that information... I'm looking at you, Marc.

I mean honestly!!!

3.) Looking really cute today. It was important for me to look good today... its a good thing I did.

4.) Baxter the dog.

5.)

This guy... yeah... thats right. I made the list today... and the list is always about me.  Deal with it bitches... or just look back up at Kellan some more.

My list of things I do not care about.

1.) Emmy Nominations. They were announced today. Let me guess... the cast of glee was nominated for everything and oh my GAWD they are going to win everything. Neat-O. I don't care.

2.) One more thing about your personal life. You know who you are. You may think I care. You may think I've invested a great deal in caring about your life. I don't. AT ALL. Period.

3.) Answering my phone. We have discussed my phone rules. We know I do not like to talk on the phone. There are some people who I will talk to... but mostly... no. I don't like it. I don't care to like it. Don't be hurt when I don't answer. P.S. I may have also just not been around my phone and I don't care to hear you whine saying I never answer.

4.) Children. Do not ask me to babysit... or make one for you. Just DON'T... it will end badly.

5.) Global Warming. Scorched earth for this girl. I'm not having babies. Burn this sucker to the ground is what I say. I'll be long dead when the rest of you poison the shit out of this place.

My list of good things

1.) The pants incident. Lets just all be O.k. to admit that I have body image issues. We've discussed it before... it will come up again. Lets not freak out and tell me I look skinny or blah blah blah... I have body image issues. Anywho... I've been feeling larger lately and therefore, not been feeling good about myself. So, I put on some pants yesterday and they are tight and I have to suck in to button them up. They werent tight and uncomfortable all day... but tight enough that they felt tight. But not tight enough that they felt to small... you know.. like when you see the person in pants you know are way to small and you know that button is holding on for dear life because if it lets go, it will rocket of the front of those pants with such speed and force that if any body were to get in its path they would be severely hurt... the pants weren't that tight. Anyways, I was bugged about this situation because I felt as though I larger. Uggg. I wear the pants for most of the day and then check them out when I take them off. I notice that they are a size smaller than my normal size. Thats right... smaller. I can still fight into the small jeans. This was glorious.

2.) My personal banker Marc. He takes care of me. He knows what keeps me happy. He's planning a reality show about me called "Its all about me." I love Marc.

3.) Pandora Radio. I have created quite the fantastic radio station. Its much like Chill on Sirius Radio. Either way... loves it, does I.

4.) This new blog I was sent "Hyperbole and a half." Check it out... it done be funny, ya'll.

My list of things I like to look at.

1.) 

Hello, Eric Bana. Does your shoulder hurt? Does it need a massage? It doesn't? Well, mine does... so start rubbing.

2.)

This view of San Francisco, from the municipal pier, has always been (and always will be) one of my favorite views of that city. Especially at twilight, as when this picture was taken, right when the city starts to sparkle. A look over your right shoulder will show you the Golden Gate Bridge... just beginning to twinkle in the night sky. Further to the left, Coit towers reigns with the bay bridge behind her. The beach and the embarcadero span and curve up to your left and all of it is reflected in the water. I always find standing out here so peaceful. You can almost hold the the whole city in your hand, and you can see the city is active and moving... and yet you are somehow removed. Only the sound of the surf and your thoughts about that beautiful city to keep you company. I love it here.

3.)

I always feel my heart jump a bit when I see the Kenneth Cole store in San Francisco.

4.)

Uhhhhh.... Who ever this is that is now on True Blood. Are you kidding me? This show is just crammed full of gorgeous... now if the writers could only find a way to kill off Sookie the show would be perfect.