Bon Voyage to me... Bitches

My list of things that are making me blue

1.) The waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting.

2.) Worrying that I'm not good enough.

3.) Worried that I have forgotten something.

4.) I'll miss him over the coming 9 days.

5.) If I go, it wont be the same.

My list of things I like

1.) Adama and Roslin


Lets face it... I love me some Battle Star Galactica. And... one of my favorite things about it is the relationship between Admiral Adama and President Roslin. I like how you know it is there, but the relationship does not take center stage in this show. But every once in a while there are glimpses of how much they love each other. And I love it.

2.) Pretty Woman.



I am not going to lie. I love this show. I think its great... although a bit dated. But I love it and will always watch it if it is on.


3.) My mug full of coffee.

4.) Hearing that Kill Bill volume three is coming. We know how I feel about Uma... and I think I've made it clear via the list that I love Kill Bill 1 & 2 and now that I know volume three is coming out... this is fantastic.

My list of things that made today great.

1.) Supportive co-workers and friends who know what to say and what to do and when to do it.

2.) The interview is over. I can't tell you how it went, but I can tell you its over. And, I'm relieved.

3.) The hotness that was my outfit today. I love pretty clothes.

4.) The forum went great... and there was no hard core porno shown.

My list of things that I am worried about.

1.) My interview tomorrow. I'm done thinking about this... but its coming up... and I'm worried.

2.) That I wont enjoy my cruise. From what I've heard, this is not possible... but i'm still worried.

3.) That Famke Janssen will see that I left her off yesterday's list and never talk to me again.



She doesn't talk to me now... but I think she is gorgeous! And I was in love with her long before you all were. I was in love with her from her appearance on Star Trek as Kamala the metamorph.

4.) I'm worried that no matter what decision I make, it will be the wrong one. If a decision needs to be made, I guess.

My list of women to whom I am attracted:

1.)
Uma will always be at the top of this list. I would invite her to dinner... and I would probably invite her to sit naked.

2.)

Liv would have to be next on this list. There is something about her. I simply think she is stunning.

3.)

Evangeline Lilly... enough said.

4.)


Victoria Beckham. She's more cute then stunning to me... but still HOT.

5.)

Now, this is an interesting one. Because, to me, this is a picture of Buffy... NOT Sarah Michelle Gellar. I was always in love with Buffy, but when I saw Sarah Michelle Gellar in person I was really turned off. But I was always attracted to Buffy.

My list of things I find offensive.

1.)

Seriously... I find these the most offensive. Tacky and Tasteless. If you have one of these throw it out. Seriously, a nice mix of the secular and sacred anybody. Look at the proportions of this... HUGE consumerist image of christmas, next to the little baby small actual spirit/reason for chirstmas. C'mon people. Its not cute, its horrible.

2.)




Leggings.. all of them. I know they aren't in fashion anymore... but some of you haven't figured that out yet. Also, it would seem that some of you didn't figure out that they never should have been "in". If you have some, burn them.

3.)


Enough said. In fact, the less said about this the better.

4.)

The ugliest car on the planet. And I have seen the Honda Element and the Scion. This thing is terrible. Terrible.

5.)

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My list of things that have become a pain in my ass

1.) Studying for certification. I have to become certified in a program at work. I'll spare you the boring details and just let you know that its a pain in my ass. And I hate it.

2.) Worrying about my cruise. All of a sudden, I am worried about the cruise. Its only 15 days away and I'm getting nervous. What to pack? How to pack? What will we do? How does it all work? As I told my friend Jen last night, I know how to "do" San Francisco. I know what to do, where to go, how to get around... even if I wanna see something new in San Francisco I know how to do it. This cruise a whole bunch of new and I'm nervous about it.

3.) My addiction. I think I have an addiction. I'm not telling you what it is... and I think it is rather benign but I have an addiction and its just starting to wear on me. And its not shopping. Thats is an addiction... but I love it. I love Love LOVE feeding the monkey.

My list of things to which I am looking forward:

1.) Going to dinner with Jen tonight. We'll talk Anita, Marmee, the stupidness that is Clarissa. We'll talk Halloween and full moon rides. We'll talk and plan and hope and enthuse about how fun it would be to go to Disneyland together and it will be a great time.

2.) Going to dinner with D'Nell. I don't so much know what D'Nell and I will talk about... but I always feel better about myself when the dinner concludes.

3.) Going to drinks with Keri next week. One of the funniest human beings on the planet and I can't wait to go get drinks with her. Its going to be drama ya'll... drama.

4.) Dinner with my folks on Sunday. We'll be celebrating Dan's birthday... two weeks late. Thanks, Sharon.

5.) And most importantly, hanging out with my two best friends and beating the shit out of some zombies this saturday. I honestly can't wait. This will be fun. And it will not include moving a bed or box spring. But it will include food, good friends and some very inappropriate jokes.

My list of things I am currently enjoying.

1.) Dots candy. But only the reds. If I open a box and three yellows pop out... it is a wasted box. And I hate wasting a good box... of dots.

2.) Making fun of anybody who wears Vibram 5 finger foot gloves. Seriously... Douchers!!!

3.) The fact that it is only 18 days away. 18 kids... only 18.

4.) My two new jackets that I bought. How much do I love buying clothes, times how much I love making the clothes look good, times how much I love spending money equals a happy happy Josh. Man-o-man, I'm going to look sexy on that cruise. You just wait until you see the pictures, Mike, and then we'll see if you still pick Kate over me in the Dating Game.

My list of things I learned this weekend while cleaning out my "stuff" from my parent's house.

1.) I had really shitty taste in music. A lot of garbage country music. Awful. AWFUL I tell you.

2.) I saved a bunch of stuff that is useless... USELESS.

3.) I was really thin in high school... but I'm much cuter now. And I have high school dance pictures to prove it.

4.) I spent a lot of money on books. A LOT. I read them all... but I spent a bunch.

5.) Apparently, I lived by the mantra "One can never have too many Reba McEntire hats." Good god... somebody shoot me.

My list of things you should not do to me.

1.) Ask me to loan you money... and promise to pay me back. Nope, I done seen that puppet show ya'll... not interested in doing it again. I know you wanna chase your dream and all... but when chasing your dream means you have no job nor income you get to live with that choice. Sorry.

2.) Drink my coffee creamer. Seriously, thats not yours. Put it down.

3.) Tell me I look skinny or thin. I can look fit... or muscular... but not thin. Seriously, stop this. Most people have days where they feel fat... I have days where I feel thin and it SUCKS!!

4.) Turn the fans on. Lady, it is cold out side and it is cold in here and you aren't running that hard and you aren't breaking a sweat so don't turn on the damn fan... especially when it is blowing on me more then it is blowing on you.

5.) Come to my class late. You will be told to go back to your clinic and reschedule. Those that don't have the courtesy to come on time should not waste mine.