My list of things I like to do

1.) Send someecards to my friends... like the one pictured below



2.) Hang out with Baxter the dog. Seriously, if you haven't done this... you should.


3.) Perform interesting experiments, just to shake it up a bit.

4.) Look at pictures of Rusty Joiner.



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See what I mean!! Sorry, I couldn't pick just one. Not that that is a problem. What am I complaining about? Look at him. I could search for pictures of him all day.

My list of DE-LISH

1.) This piece of yummy who is on Dancing with the Stars.



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I mean really... Maks, here, is so good looking it hurts me. And I hate Dancing with the stars... but I may start watching it now. But his partner is Denise Richards. Yuck.

2.) I love me some Joanie, don't get me wrong, and for reay Tyra, you pick Danieele who can't speak as the winner, but I digress. Joanie looks great, but whom ever is in this picture with her... GOOD LORD.





3.) You've heard me talk about his underwear, but he aint so bad either... and here he is... Andrew Christian. Yum.

My list of requests

1.) Please put some clothes on and then comb your hair!!!! You are old and gross and nasty. Put your damn clothes on before spending 15 minutes combing your hair.

2.) Please stop wearing that shirt when you work out! You know what would be really pretty, is if you worked out with your shirt off.




3.) You called me and it was a wrong number. Even though we had a pleasant chat, please stop calling me and texting me. I'm serious. Its kind of creeping me out at this point.

4.) Please, please-o-please get bigger.

My list of disappointments

1.) Looking at players on the Real soccer team at the game and thinking they were super hot... and then looking them up online and finding out otherwise. This was very very sad!!!

2.) My job. Enough said.

3.) Seeing and being all excited that the cafeteria was serving a particular kind of soup. A soup that I have been waiting a month and a half for and then going to the cafeteria and being informed that the soup was on last weeks menu. ARRRRRGGGG. Now Im going to have to wait another month and a half.

My list of thing I love.

1.) My girls, boobs or pecs. What ever you wanna call them... I'm in love with them. I'm in love with them so much that I want to share they joy so I am offering all my readers a free boob grab. Next time we are together, just let me know that you'd like to give 'em a feel and I'll let ya (except you Kara... that's just weird). So go ahead... violate every personal space issue I have and do it with my blessing.

2.) Talking to Jen on the phone. I guess this one is more bittersweet. It was fun to talk to Jen on the phone and be reminded of how much fun we have talking and used to have working together... but it was bitter knowing that we don't work together anymore.

3.) Friday, Payday, and the first day of spring. Its like the perfect storm of goodness.

4.) Tank tops. That's correct... this girl loves a tank top. I actually really like to see fit men wearing tank tops too. All around, tank tops, on the correct person, are just plain fantastic in my book.

My list of things that bug me... but that i should love.

1.) This shirt, which I love, but that doesn't fit anymore. Ugggggg... I should be happy that I'm getting to the point of out growing a shirt. But, I love Love LOVE this shirt and it doesn't fit and is just kind of uncomfortable to wear now.

2.) Watching this jack-ass's complete inability to do any kind of weight lifting with proper form or even ability. We know I love watching people make complete asses of themselves... but for some reason, this guy at the gym does it all wrong, all the time... and it just plumb pisses me off!!!!!

3.) Every day this week I have been stiff. Should be happy because I am stiff in the muscle groups I worked out the previous day. This is a good thing as it means I broke down the muscle and it is healing. But really, ouch... movement just hurts!!!!!

A list of my favorite things.

1.) Looking really good, while he looks really dumpy and fat.

2.) Andrew Christian. The man, the myth, the legend... oh and the clothes.

3.) A nice cup of coffee. MMMMMM.... Delish

4.) A "Show-it" front.

5.) The Embarcadero Center.

My list of things you should know about me

1.) I've recently decided that all of everybody should see the movie Milk. Absolutely the best movie I have seen in a long while. Everybody, see this movie and see it with everybody that you know. Be moved, take some Kleenex and cry... or sob hysterically as I did... but SEE this movie.

2.) I wear tank tops. I do not wear anything called a wife beater. I don't have a wife, nor would I beat her if I did. And quite honestly I find the term a little offensive...and I don't know why it is "O.k." to call something a "wifebeater." I don't think normal humans would say something like "Gee, those are nice Child Raper pants. Where did you get them?" or "Nice animal torturer hair cut." Anyway, I wear tank tops... please refer to them correctly.




3.) I find muscles that are engaged or lifting a weight super on the sexy. WHOA!!!!!

4.) Unless you have something to show me, do not flex your "bicep" in front of me or I will say "unimpressive" to your face.

5.) If I have said "unimpressive" to you about your flexing, you are forbidden from getting mad... because you brought that on yourself.

Things that I am in love Love LOVE with

1.) The new Kelly Clarkson album, All I Ever Wanted. I downloaded it last night and listened to it at the gym and I'm not gonna lie about it.... she put it down, ya'll. REALLY. Its fantastic. P.S. I'm dedicating a song on the album to myself. The first person to figure out which song I am dedicating to myself gets a prize. You only get one guess... so make sure its a good one.

2.) Shoulders which are puffy and achy from my work out.

3.) Two, count 'em, two bits of lovely to stare at at the gym this morning.

4.) Coffee, I love coffee.

5.) Me!

My list of things that annoy me

1.) People who have started their job, and realized that they can't access the system, nor do they know how to use said system AND THEN call to request training... correction... call and DEMAND training... today. Really? NO. NOT how it works. A failure to plan on your part does NOT constitute an emergency on my part.

2.) Not nearly enough of Dr. Manhattan's behind in the movie Watchmen. I know it was computer generated... but they did nice work.


3.) People who only brew a half pot of coffee. This in itself doesn't really piss me off. But they only use half a package of coffee grounds, which makes sense for the half a pot of coffee. They do this, I assume, because they know they wont drink a full pot and don't want to waste any coffee. The problem lies in the fact that once you open the coffee grounds, the moment they touch oxygen they begin to lose flavor. So, when you open the package and then leave it out all weekend those grounds will taste awful. Sooooo, the coffee grounds will get thrown away and wasted anyway. So, STOP IT. Control your craving at 4:00 p.m. on a Friday afternoon... or brew a full @#%#@^$^ pot.

4.) People who finish the pot of coffee, on a Monday morning... at 9:05 a.m. and don't think to brew another pot. Really? You are either rude or just a complete dumbass!!!!! This is not NOT directed at you Heather. Unless you did it again. Then it is directed at you.

Things that make me happy

1.) Seeing the humiliation of this, again, on American Idol last night. Thank you Porn face girl. I love watching you humiliate yourself on T.V. P.S. Adopting a fake Puerto Rican accent was a great idea and made you look even more on the crazy face.



2.) Friday and Payday

3.) Seeing Watchmen with my older brother tomorrow. Super excited about this. Loved the graphic novel and I'm hoping to love the movie.

My list of things that should be known about me.

1.) When I am done with my work out and I am walking to the locker room through undressing and getting in the shower I listen to Buttons by the Pussy Cat Dolls, featuring Snoop Dog. I listen to it because it makes me feel Uber on the sexy.

2.) I really like my new catch phrase "True beauty comes from within... Its a good thing I'm so damn hot I don't have to worry about true beauty." Shout out to Marc for helping me develop this one.

3.) Generally, although not all the time, I think new born human babies are quite ugly. Every other species on the planet has cute babies... but humans... we drew the short straw on that one.

4.) I get incredibly annoyed at people who "phone it in" at the gym.

5.) I don't hate the LDS church, nor am I anti mormon. I feel as though I out grew the LDS church. Much like a shirt or pair of pants that no longer fit my body, the teachings of the LDS church no longer fit what I know to be true. So, I left it. I don't regret leaving it.

6.) Your opinion of me, weighs less then sunlight.

Things that are fun... or at least fun for me.

1.) Stopping by the bar to visit a friend of mine and getting cat-called while I was there. Incidentally, while at the bar, I was also told that my ass looked like a "piece of jungle gym equipment in those pants". I don't know if I should be horrified or flattered by this comment.



2.) Stopping by the dealership and seeing that, yes, he has in fact, gained all the weight back. It fills me with such vaunted glory.

3.) Buffy Day. Its Buffy Day folks!!!!!



4.) Grande Mochas with non-fat milk and no whip cream. MMMMMM.... Nummy.

My list of things that annoy me.

1.) People, who appear to have no physical disability, who push the handicapped button at a door, to have the door open automatically for them. This just irritates me. I can't say why... it just does. If you are doing this... STOP IT right now.

2.) The hypocrisy displayed by members of the LDS church. I do not mean to be anti-LDS, in fact, I have nothing against the LDS church at all. At its heart, the LDS church (like most every other religion out there), preaches good things. Its hard to fault a church that preaches be nice to people, don't take their stuff or say mean things to or about them. While you are at it, be kind to your self. Try forgiving once in a while. These are all good things. But members of the LDS church (and I am assuming all religions) seem to forget what their religion actually preaches, and seem to act with such glaring hypocrisy to what they believe.

3.) In reference to the above list item: Pride. I'm fairly certain that Jesus and God are rather displeased that their holy buildings are being used for bragging rights.

4.) In reference to item #2: Free agency. Now this is the big one folks, the crux of the LDS religion is founded around the idea of 'Free agency' and yet most LDS church members don't believe in it.

5.) In reference to item #2: Taking the Lords name in vain. This has noting to do with swearing, folks. Talk to any biblical scholar and they will agree with me. It has everything to do with taking any kind of action and claiming to do it in the name of God, when said action is counter to everything God would do or say.