My list of things I wish I could say:

1.) "Sir, look around you. Do you see anyone, any body at all, that has a popped collar? Well, except for that guy. What? Two popped collars in the same mall? I hate West Valley."

2.) "No, mother, I don't believe in the LDS church... but I do believe in Nordstroms, Kenneth Cole and Calvin Klien."

3.) "A little to the left, up just a titch... yes, stop right there. Perfect."

4.) "I miss your face, almost every day."

5.) "I think you are swell. I wish we were better friends... but I don't know how to go about it."

My list of people I wanna do this summer.

1.) Rusty Joiner. I mean for reals people, you can't tell me, given the chance, you wouldn't climb on this.


2.) Jan Manual from America's Next Top Model. I know, I get it, he is super on the pretty side... but c'mon and climb on... I would.





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4.) Victoria Beckham. I mean really... REALLY. Oh, and on this one, by "do" i mean hang out, go to lunch and make fun of other people with.



5.) Andrew Christian. He just gets better and better.

My list of things that just plain annoy me.

1.) Classes that cause me to send the list out late.

2.) These people



3. Lest you think it was a passing fancy of thiers





Seriously... this is what child abuse in the 80s looked like.

4.) Being really REALLY tired. I'm not making that up kid. I am tired and I don't wanna work.

My list of great great GREAT things

1.) I'm still married.

2.) I'm still married to the man of my dreams.

3.) My husband is still married to me.

4.) My husband is still my husband.

5.) I was right... I told you that when that clerk of the court said the words "partners for life" you wouldn't be able to take that away.

If you don't know, today was the day that the California Supreme court would issue its ruling on the challenge to Proposition 8. The California Supreme Court decided to uphold the peoples vote for Proposition 8, but said that each one of the !8,000 same-sex marriages that occurred while same-sex marriage was recognized in California would stand and be recognized. Mine and my husband's marriage is one of those. Today is a good day!!!!!!!

My list of great great GREAT things

1.) I'm still married.

2.) I'm still married to the man of my dreams.

3.) My husband is still married to me.

4.) My husband is still my husband.

5.) I was right... I told you that when that clerk of the court said the words "partners for life" you wouldn't be able to take that away.

If you don't know, today was the day that the California Supreme court would issue its ruling on the challenge to Proposition 8. The California Supreme Court decided to uphold the peoples vote for Proposition 8, but said that each one of the !8,000 same-sex marriages that occurred while same-sex marriage was recognized in California would stand and be recognized. Mine and my husband's marriage is one of those. Today is a good day!!!!!!!

My list of things I just don't understand.

1.) When did I become the three button girl? I now unbutton the top three buttons on my shirt. I think I look good, but it seems weird to me. I leave it all up to you to tell me if I ever get that claw of chest hair that pokes out from my shirt. Thanks.

2.) Why men do not pluck those god awful spider leggy nipple hairs. Seriously, pluck them... NOW!!!!

3.) Why do I have no coffee? None... and I'm a bit upset about it.

4.) Why would somebody thing that after being friend on facebook at 5:00 p.m. last night, why would they think it is appropriate to send 13 messages since that time. Ahhhh... remember the days when stalkers were just called secret admirers?

4.) How, in the world, was an acquaintance of mine was able to adopt a baby. I just don't get it... period. How this family was able to convince somebody to leave a baby in their care is completely beyond me. I think the birth mother must have narrowed down her to choices to the adoptive parents and a table lamp and seeing as how the table lamp has a burnt out light bulb and she just doesn't have the time to fix it right now, I'll just go with the other two. I hope for the best for you, baby.

I just plumb don't get it. I really really don't.

My list of great and terrible things that happened at the gym.

1.) Noticing that my boobs now bounce when I walk. This was great... GREAT folks. I'm not kiddin. They bounce. Its hot.

2.) A really good arm work out that did not involve preacher curls. Preacher curls have become the bane of my existence.

3.) Turbo kick. I keep thinking this will get easier... but I am wrong.

4.) Certain items which are OK to do in the privacy of ones own bathroom, but should not be done in the public showers of the Einar Neilson Field House. This item is the terrible. Feel free to stop reading now. Due to the terribleness of this item, I am writing it in letter form. This is your last chance to stop reading.

Dear Sir:

Seeing as how I was lined up at the gym doors at 5:55 this morning and you weren't there, I can surmise that you came to the gym after I got there. From this, I would guess that you did not work out for as long as I did. I am wondering, then, how you got so sweaty... especially so sweaty "down there." How did you get so sweaty "down there" that you need to keep washing it off, so much and with such fervor. Sir, I think you may think that by every once in a while washing your face, and then going back to furiously washing "down there", you are fooling those of us that were in the shower (who was only me) as to what activity you were actually performing. Now, I get that some people like to treat their body like an amusement park, I don't judge. But, I do ask that you perform this activity in the privacy of your own shower where you can take all the time you need and not make anybody else sick to their stomach.

Thank you,

Josh

My list of excellent things.

1.) It finally happened. I finally had to go up a shirt size. Smalls just do fit sa' good anymore. One goal down... who knows how many more to go.

2.) My new friend Hector. Who knew my arch nemesis could be so cool? I'm glad we are friends now.

3.) Dinner out on Friday with my buds. Seriously, it was fun to just go chill out and have a good time.

4.) The birthday party on Saturday. A dry river bed, lemon-aide with just a smidge of vodka, a fire that wouldn't light, being the belle of the ball... the only thing missing was frosting to wipe on people.

5.) Finding out that I am going to see Wicked... in San Francisco. To which I say... Suck It, D'Nell.

My list of things that I am most thankful for

1.) My mom... who tries her hardest to be the best mom she can be.

2.) Overcoming some fears and going to see The Passion... of Sister Dottie S. Dixon with my mom.

3.) Having a long overdue, but fulfilling and rewarding conversation with Mom. I did something yesterday to make me fell proud.

4.) Having a mom who knows, regardless of what she has been told, that we will be together forever.

5.) Shine on mom... I'll stand by you!!!

Thanks Mom. I love you!

My list about him

1.) He puts up with... and sometimes encourages the inflation of my ego.

2.) He realizes that being better then everybody in the room isn't just a state of mind... its also a state of dress.

3.) He makes me laugh... sometimes to tears. And mostly, we are laughing about everybody else.

4.) Even though he had no reason too, he joined the fight against the mother of all darkness... and by joined the fight i mean he hated her for me.

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6.) He speaks perfect english until he drinks... and others.

7.) He once told me that I had an inverted 'V' body. I was horrified... then he corrected himself.

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9.) I miss our old friendship... but I love that we are still friends.

10.) Even though I am happy that he has found someone.. I wish he was mine again.

I love you, Marc! I hope this birthday was a good one.

My list of good things.
1.) Super hot people that I come in contact with in my job that make me wanna (as the song says) "do bad things with you." Good LAWD... color my crazy... but damn...

2.) The super hot trainer that makes me wanna do bad things with him. WHOA, ya'll. This is gonna be a long day without some kind of cold shower.

3.) Mike from the biggest loser. If you don't watch, its O.k., but this kid. Holy Shit. What a transformation. Started out dumpy and sad and turn his self into on hot piece.

4.) Tara from the biggest loser. I was consistently amazed by her attitude. She was an inspiration to me.

5.) Being able to say that the fires of utter rage and hatred that I feel for the Mother of ALL Darkness are finally starting to die down. Don't get me wrong, I still want this woman to be destroyed, but I don't hate her as bad, or with as much anger as I used to.

My list of my favorite things:

1.) Going to brunch with my mom and my sister, Robyn. Although, the food hang-over that I am experiencing right now is a giganto pain in my ass.

2.) Joan Rivers winning the Celebrity Apprentice. Not that I watched this show very much, but what I did watch I learned that Annie Duke is the devil and Joan is fabulous!!!!

3.) Ryan Renolds in all his hotness. Good lord!!!




4.) Planning a trip to San Francisco. This makes me sooooo excited.

My list...

1) There are not words to say how moved I was by The Passion... of Sister Dottie S. Dixon. My eyes get teary now as I try to express my feelings. See this production. Do your self a favor. Do your soul a favor and buy a ticket. Crimenently!

My list of favorite things.
1.) Gabe Kapler



I mean... for real?

2.) Swimsuit shopping. Why oh why am I obsessed with Swimsuit shopping.

3.) Harper's Island. Its my new thing to watch on Sundays...seeing as how I can't watch Supernatural. Don't get me wrong, Harper's Island is terrible, bad acting, writing and plot (Sunday's installment was particularly bad), but its something.

4.) Baxter the dog.

Things I am excited to do this weekend.

1.) Finish this damn book. I have been reading it for what seems like EVER and I just want to be done with it.

2.) Clean my house. Just clean the whole damn thing. Nice.

3.) Go out. Dip my toe in the water of life after. We'll see how it goes.

4.) Have a nice shoulder work out on Sunday.

5.) Eat what ever I want to on Saturday.